Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
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I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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