Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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