i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
Randomize