You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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