There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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