i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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