I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
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Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
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Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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