i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
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Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
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I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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