Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
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Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
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passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I need mimosas to revive my soul
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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