that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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