I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
i believe in u and ur pee
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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