my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
Randomize
