I got chris browned last night
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
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I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
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It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
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You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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