Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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