have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
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Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
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Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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