Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
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remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
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The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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