I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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