I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
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DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
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I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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