Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
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For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
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Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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