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He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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