We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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