He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
i believe in u and ur pee
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