I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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