Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
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who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
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All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
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