He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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