Tell her she can't have a vagina
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
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Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
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Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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