Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
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