just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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