Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
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I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
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Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
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