I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
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but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
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I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Drunk is not a location!
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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