Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
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