ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
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