Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
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When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
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do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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