How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
At the doctor. They're doing a flu test now. He was like "where do you think you got this?" I said "bachelor party. Strippers." he goes "okaaaay I'll put 'other'."
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
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