I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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