Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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