i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
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