u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
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