So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
the day after is always just damage control
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
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quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
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Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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