Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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