so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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