the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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