idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
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He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
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He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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