I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
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The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
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I'm getting married
To pizza
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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