He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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