everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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