Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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