she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
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She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
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I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
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