Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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