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Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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