no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
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