you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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