Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
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Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
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He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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