Christians are straight up FREAKS
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
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