yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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