this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
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this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
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I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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